This is rude.
Maybe you have to poop.
Ladies don’t poop.
I feel the same. And I AM pregnant. ;)
Well, that makes sense.
What if you are pregnant? Will you be yelling at Chord?
I… don’t even know what I would do, ha. But, yes, probably.
No, I’m not pregnant.
I’M FINE! IT JUST HURTS, MOM. I’ll pop an aspirin and I’ll be golden.
You need more than an aspirin to fix it!
Oh I know I’m a daddy. I’m just saying it makes me feel more like one when I don’t shave. It makes sense, right?
Yeah, I get it. You’re the best daddy though.
How is it possible for my ankle to feel worse? It’s been a week. C’mon, man…
Don’t make me go all mommy on you.
Well, I’m glad you’re liking Brittany’s change in style. How’re you liking going back to work?
I am! I get to spend more time with Chord than I’ve been able to in a long time, so it’s pretty awesome. How about you?
Nah, its the beard. I can change diapers without a beard and I don’t feel much like a dad. Its a beard thing.
So what happens when you shave? Do I have to remind you every second that you’re a daddy?