This is rude.

This is rude.

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I feel nauseous as hell.

hobbitishdarren:

Maybe you have to poop.

Ladies don’t poop.

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I feel nauseous as hell.

lifeaccordingtodi:

I feel the same. And I AM pregnant. ;)

Well, that makes sense.

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I feel nauseous as hell.

justgrantgust:

What if you are pregnant? Will you be yelling at Chord? 

I… don’t even know what I would do, ha. But, yes, probably.

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I feel nauseous as hell.

No, I’m not pregnant.



How!?

hobbitishdarren:

I’M FINE! IT JUST HURTS, MOM. I’ll pop an aspirin and I’ll be golden.

You need more than an aspirin to fix it!

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I don’t know why I bother with coffee.

chordysover:

Oh I know I’m a daddy. I’m just saying it makes me feel more like one when I don’t shave. It makes sense, right?

Yeah, I get it. You’re the best daddy though.

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How!?

hobbitishdarren:

How is it possible for my ankle to feel worse? It’s been a week. C’mon, man…

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Don’t make me go all mommy on you.

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Well.

totallylea:

Well, I’m glad you’re liking Brittany’s change in style. How’re you liking going back to work?

I am! I get to spend more time with Chord than I’ve been able to in a long time, so it’s pretty awesome. How about you?

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I don’t know why I bother with coffee.

chordysover:

Nah, its the beard. I can change diapers without a beard and I don’t feel much like a dad. Its a beard thing.

So what happens when you shave? Do I have to remind you every second that you’re a daddy?

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